... walk into a bar.
“Have you got the time?” the Time Traveller asks Charlie, the bartender.
“No, I thought you had it,” says Charlie.
“He did but he lost it,” says the Sleeper.
“Well, when did you leave it?” asks Charlie.
“3:10,” I say.
Wasn’t much of a joke anyway …
Bio:
Larry Campbell has lived in Vancouver for most of his life (but never as the mayor). He has been, at various stages, a labourer, coder, and librarian, among other occupations. Writing has been a persistent activity through them all.